"There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots."

"In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place."

"All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege."

"The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on." 

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."

Och killar kolla extra noga nu

"A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."