Varför känns följande saker som sånt vi (ungdomsligan) skulle kunna göra utan att tänka på det????

Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
3. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?
5. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
6. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
7. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down
8. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
9. Bring a chair along.
10. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy
11. Try to get a game of "Twister" going
12. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!"
13. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
14. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
15. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it
16. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off
17. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently
18. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
19. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

//Sassa